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left handed website 

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.
There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.
left handed website by Crackers08 February 29, 2008

left-handed website 

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.
Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.
left-handed website by studs December 14, 2004

Left-handed Web Site 

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes
"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026