lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 01, 2007

lease a butt ram

For non-perverts, this means to "visit the proctologist".

As a man over 40, I have to lease a butt ram every 5 years.

by Peter Buttram January 21, 2007