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Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

leafshitter 

When you go outside after a heavy rainstorm and you see a wet leaf, but can't tell if it's a leaf or a piece of shit.
I went out the other day and stepped on a leafshitter. I nearly burned my shoes from fear.
leafshitter by firegodmc10 June 14, 2016

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026