leafy shit 

leafy shit is weed that is crap and has more leaves in it than bud

this buds some right leafy shit

leafy shit by nelson bates July 27, 2006

Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

Shit the leaf by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021

leafshitter 

When you go outside after a heavy rainstorm and you see a wet leaf, but can't tell if it's a leaf or a piece of shit.

I went out the other day and stepped on a leafshitter. I nearly burned my shoes from fear.

leafshitter by firegodmc10 June 14, 2016