Layup Hoes

the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy.

damn man those layup hoes were trippin last night when they said they were choosy and had class, we all know we get it in once and done-ski

by pseudo this March 25, 2011

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College layup

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

by #1ABF July 17, 2018

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Flirt Layup

When someone creates an easy opportunity for you to flirt, either with them or someone else.

This example was in response to a boy telling a girl to switch her display language to "Pirate" in Facebook:

The ball is passed from the girl:

"Ok I am going to try to be a pirate. I am excited, does this mean that I might get some booty??"

the Flirt Layup:

"booty? You don'ts needs whats you already gots! ar-ar-ar!"

by Elliot Lockhart December 6, 2008

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layup drill

a lopsided basketball game where one team is getting easy fastbreak layups one after another

Layup drill!!!! Who's guardin' me???

by jrus August 14, 2010

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Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

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