Anyone who lets lax take over there lives and embraces the lax gods. He will do anything to play with his stick and believe in the Lax year of 2025. His ambitions are to go to John Hopkins and be deemed a Lax God. His flo is also so hard he makes woman pass out as he passes by them. The All-star of all lax names is Sea Balls it posses the BTB shot. Insane I know. (BTB means Behind the Back underhanded). Laxbro's wear pinnys with their numbers at all times! They care around there sticks and their moms usually yell at them for it, but a true laxbro will only try to hide it from her and not put his stick down. A true laxbro will have a boner to beat Friendswood and stroke the butter with his Lax stick. Every Laxbro has a pseudonym like El Diablo, Sea Bass or something cool n lax like that. Also every Laxbro has a lax it up shirt. If your not constantly holding your stick and getting woman to think your super hot just because your a laxbro then your probably not a laxbro. Also every laxbro has a back up stick that is huge and they usually carry it in their pants. Also you must like to get super high all Laxbro's light the dank if their not doing that their laxin' it up or taking care of their great flo's. May the Lax Gods be with all Laxbro's out there.
SeaBass: Dude my mom hates when I Play Lax in the car.
Not a laxbro: Dude is that possible?
SeaBass: Anythings possible if your a lax bro!
*Thud from a hot ass chick walking by and passing out by seeing SeaBass' flo*
Not a laxbro: Dude I wanna be a lax bro
SeaBass: then come with me to practice with my coach because i practice with him everyday because we are Laxbro's
*Now at Practice*
Peter: Lax bro's I have a BONER to beat Friendswood
SeaBass: Coach me too!!
Johnny Boy: Its that Lefty laxbro!
Alex: Where da dank at Laxbro!
Adam: Mucinex f's me up
Mitch: Dub step Bitches!
T. Spain: I've been shooting all damn DAY! 100% on Faceoff Bitches
Jaz: John Adam n Zack
Chronic Sam: They call me the REALITOR cuz i get sooo many yard sales
Blake: Seabass your such a Laxbro!
Cameron: I like to score and I can do it with both the ladies and in Lax cuz im a Laxbro
Johnny boy: Your a retard!
Peter: Don't ever skip practice to stroke the butter also key to the game is Dodge Shoot Score.
Not a laxbro: Im gonna work so hard to be a laxbro
*A few years later*
Not a laxbro, but now a laxbro: Ever since ive became a laxbro ive gotten so many woman and all my friends are Laxbro's and were all soo cool and the ladies think were super hot!
*Laxbro's in a huddle*
Seabass: Break out on Laxbro's on 3...2...1
Laxbro's united: LAXBROS
*everywomen in the universe just came*
Not a laxbro: Dude is that possible?
SeaBass: Anythings possible if your a lax bro!
*Thud from a hot ass chick walking by and passing out by seeing SeaBass' flo*
Not a laxbro: Dude I wanna be a lax bro
SeaBass: then come with me to practice with my coach because i practice with him everyday because we are Laxbro's
*Now at Practice*
Peter: Lax bro's I have a BONER to beat Friendswood
SeaBass: Coach me too!!
Johnny Boy: Its that Lefty laxbro!
Alex: Where da dank at Laxbro!
Adam: Mucinex f's me up
Mitch: Dub step Bitches!
T. Spain: I've been shooting all damn DAY! 100% on Faceoff Bitches
Jaz: John Adam n Zack
Chronic Sam: They call me the REALITOR cuz i get sooo many yard sales
Blake: Seabass your such a Laxbro!
Cameron: I like to score and I can do it with both the ladies and in Lax cuz im a Laxbro
Johnny boy: Your a retard!
Peter: Don't ever skip practice to stroke the butter also key to the game is Dodge Shoot Score.
Not a laxbro: Im gonna work so hard to be a laxbro
*A few years later*
Not a laxbro, but now a laxbro: Ever since ive became a laxbro ive gotten so many woman and all my friends are Laxbro's and were all soo cool and the ladies think were super hot!
*Laxbro's in a huddle*
Seabass: Break out on Laxbro's on 3...2...1
Laxbro's united: LAXBROS
*everywomen in the universe just came*
by Cinco Lax 38 June 28, 2011
Kids who play lacrosse, informally known as "lax", that are obsessed with lax and use a "jersey" way of speaking. When speaking, they might use short term English, which would be combining words, shortening words, making words verbs, and quoting the popular MTV show Jersey Shore. They typically wear their Lax Pennies and other lacrosse brand t-shirts along with Lax Shorts. For some odd reason, they love wearing over-expensive Air Jordan's, yet they dont play basketball. Lax Bros live by the sport and it's all they talk about.
by hateroflaxbros December 31, 2011
An arrogant prodigy who enjoys slugging other players with his shaft. Lax Bros commonly have a surplus of cockiness and avidly aspire to disregard women and acquire currency. Their theatrical plays aim to subvert the opposing team's defense and ceremonially receive dome post victory.
by 5-0Laxtitute March 13, 2011
Lax Bros are guys fully into lax. They love lax, chillin', and parting. They are the most chill people ever, ,they are not assholes to anyone (especially to girls) and do not think they are the shit. There are 3 levels of Lax Broness
-Ultimate Lax Bro lives for lax, wears only lax pennies: lax shorts or board shorts: flip flops: ray bans,avatiors, or oakleys: wears trucker hats or college lax hats
-Lax Bro loves the sport :and plays lax, wears lax pennies or lax t-shirts: wears lax shorts or cargo shorts: wears flip flops or shoes not tied with black socks: wears ray-bans oakleys or avatiors:wears college lax hats (mainly backwards)
-Bro plays lax: wears tee shirts:wears team lax shorts or regular shorts: wears shoes untied wit any socks: wears oakleys or sport sun glasses: wears college lax hats
most Lax Bros have their own language some of those words includes spoon, twin, magic wand, wicked, sweet, bro, dude, awesome, son, sesh, no-way, turf monster, shorty, wall ball, flow, sick, nasty
Lax Bros use the saying "getter done" the most
Also Lax Bros like neon and bright colors cuase their just sweet colors
-Ultimate Lax Bro lives for lax, wears only lax pennies: lax shorts or board shorts: flip flops: ray bans,avatiors, or oakleys: wears trucker hats or college lax hats
-Lax Bro loves the sport :and plays lax, wears lax pennies or lax t-shirts: wears lax shorts or cargo shorts: wears flip flops or shoes not tied with black socks: wears ray-bans oakleys or avatiors:wears college lax hats (mainly backwards)
-Bro plays lax: wears tee shirts:wears team lax shorts or regular shorts: wears shoes untied wit any socks: wears oakleys or sport sun glasses: wears college lax hats
most Lax Bros have their own language some of those words includes spoon, twin, magic wand, wicked, sweet, bro, dude, awesome, son, sesh, no-way, turf monster, shorty, wall ball, flow, sick, nasty
Lax Bros use the saying "getter done" the most
Also Lax Bros like neon and bright colors cuase their just sweet colors
Lax Bro 1-whats up bro
Lax Bro 2-chillin', string my head you
Lax Bro 1-chillin' just played wall ball
Lax Bro 2-sweet, dude i just got a new pair of oakleys
Lax Bro 1-bro thats sick, what color are they
Lax Bro 2- neon green and pink
Lax Bro 2-chillin', string my head you
Lax Bro 1-chillin' just played wall ball
Lax Bro 2-sweet, dude i just got a new pair of oakleys
Lax Bro 1-bro thats sick, what color are they
Lax Bro 2- neon green and pink
by An ULTIMATE LAX BRO April 22, 2010
Lax Bros are the chillest of the chill. It's a life decision to be one. Lax Bro brew of choice, natty. Lax Bro shirt of choice, lax pinny. . . AKA Caroline Schell.
by secretsanta123456 December 6, 2011
A lax bro is a Broski Who lives,eats,sleeps Lax He often wears Rainbow sandals,Lax shorts or boaters shorts....A PINNY is a must The lax bros always get chicks they consider there stick another family member....
" 3:30 In the morning" Bro walks in,HEY BRO CARE TO LAX Other Bro that was sleeping:FUCK YEAH LETS LAX.And that is a LAX BRO
by Anamethatisntfuckingtaken April 4, 2011
If it were possible to sum them up in one word, which it is, that word would be douche. No one likes them but themselves and there are alot of them on the east coast.
by ImSoChill August 15, 2011