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Lavender Spitter

A person that sleeps all of the time.
Look at that lavender spitter, he’s sleeping again.

Lavender Sky 

When the sky is so cloudy that you can't see the sun nor your shadow. This results in a cool temperature, but there's also no rain or snow.
It's a bit overcast today, but it looks like we just have a lavender sky.
Lavender Sky by NTBG May 18, 2023

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Lavender Town Syndrome 

When Pokemon Red and Green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the Lavender Town Theme.What happened were these: Obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18
Children have died while hearing the Lavender Town Syndrome
Lavender Town Syndrome by kokovo12 November 25, 2010

Lavender Town Syndrome 

An effect of listening to the original version of Lavander Town's music in Pokemon Red and Blue. The original song contained higher freqencies in sound that were only audible to children and teenagers. This resulted in severe illnesses and a spike in young suicides in Japan. Hidden messages were found in some versions of the song.
I couldent get that damn song out of my head... it felt like it was slowly killing me from the inside. I was hanging from the rafters, a belt around my neck before it became clear that I had.... Lavender Town Syndrome. I fear though, you may be next.

Smoking Lavender 

If somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. You'll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it's lovely, lavender-like scent.

If you're sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. Lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear homosexual.

Smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you'll become sad. So kids, don't smoke lavender!
Josh: Hey, bring some booze and we'll get jungled with my Lavender! I'm gonna get so high when I'm smoking lavender!
Smoking Lavender by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011