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lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting
"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

lattice enthalpy 

it is a common know thing that lettuce is entailing pee, but it is also inhaling pee.
Brittany!THat salad has lattice in it. Better dont eat it, word on the street is its inhaling gai mata pee.lattice enthalpy
lattice enthalpy by gulgulpowa March 23, 2021

Lattice Gang 

Streetname for : a group of best friends located in South England with exceptional chemical knowledge, often synthesizing and selling drugs such as '' biskoff '' and '' uncut cocaine''.
Him: ''I am worried ajout Thomas. Do you think he is taking drugs?''
Her: '' He could be, I recently saw him hanging out with the lattice gang. They sure seemed a bit off and funny.''
Lattice Gang by 004Jk57 January 16, 2022

sex lattice 

The collective group of men or women around a player who are unaware of the other people the player is playing.
Joe had a different ring tone on his cell for every girl in his sex lattice.
sex lattice by Monica and Sid December 29, 2008

thought lattice 

a system of beliefs held by a group of like minded individuals within a reality, who's vector becomes stronger as more individuals resonate to those beliefs. in theoretical quantum physics these beliefs may create reality which directly absorbs their energy through an unseen resonant field of connected hive minds.
In South America many were healed who stayed in the "Jon of God" thought lattice. However when they returned home, they became sick again by being immersed in the skeptical thought lattices of their American friends, neighbors and co-workers
thought lattice by mrJandy March 27, 2010

The Lattice

The Lattice is a specific type of facial cumshot which focuses on application style. With a lattice facial, there would be specific focus on crossing/interlacing the streaks of spunk, applied liberally across the face. On conclusion, the receiver would resemble a noughts and crosses board.
Sarah came around on Friday and we shared a bottle of wine. She got frisky and the next thing I knew she was on her knees!

Oh really? How did it end?

I gave her the Lattice.
The Lattice by Megaswain December 12, 2025