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the act of having anal warts while being eaten from the butthole, and licking all over the warts.
Man, i can't walk straight, my buttholes sore from the lapa hezekiah gave me. ps, i am a man
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Lapa is a guy with a huge dick, every girl wants his meat but only wants one, he's really cute when he wants, he's a macho and he' s super cute
person 1: look at that coooock!
person 2: OMGAD it's huge!
person 1: indeed, i wish he was my boyfriend.
person 2: yeah, Lapa is really cute.
by aguywithareallybigdick April 08, 2020
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