idiot's lantern 

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

idiot's lantern by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Wanker’s lantern 

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

Wanker’s lantern by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

lantern-sessed 

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.

Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.

lantern-sessed by anonymous September 22, 2018

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster 

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

Jack-o-lantern style by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Lantern of Socrates 

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

Lantern of Socrates by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex 

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023