Lanks 

'Lanks' is a nickname for someone who is Lovely, Awesome, Nice, Kool (with a 'K' because its cooler like that), and Saucy.

"Dude Radhika is definitely Lanks "

Lanks by whodoyouthink?? March 30, 2009

Lanks 

Low cards in Texas hold 'em or any other card game.

Damn man! I got the lanks!
Shiet dawg, what have you got?
Fucking 2-7 man!

Lanks by Texas Fold 'em April 10, 2017

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Lakshay

The kind hearted, sweet but sensitive. Likes to act cute when around a person he loves but a total badass when it's others. He's all you could ask for. If you have him with you then you know you can go throw a fist at anyone and he will right by your side!

Don't ever break his heart because he is a precious lil teddy bear you can cuddle with all day long.

I love you lakshayyy!!!

Lakshay by V-artiiikaaa September 12, 2021

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Lanasexual 

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis

Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.

Lanasexual by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012