lampwank

(n) A quirky insult implying that the receiver is a frequent or renowned masturbator, who resembles or is comparable to a lamp, or alternatively, involves lamps in masturbatory practices.
(v) lampwanking -(inf) lampwankery

1: "Good afternoon."
2: "Get fucked, you fucking lampwank bastard."

by oisín May 3, 2006