Definitions by cmarsh

gaker 

a gay person pretending to be straight; hence "gay faker"

Did you see him lookin at her? What a gaker.

gaker by cmarsh September 12, 2008

staker 

a gay person pretending to be straight; hence "straight faker"

Did you see him lookin at that guy? What a staker.

staker by cmarsh September 12, 2008

laker 

a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker"

Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.

laker by cmarsh September 12, 2008

gaker 

a straight person pretending to be gay; hence "gay faker"

Did you see him lookin at her? What a gaker.

gaker by cmarsh September 11, 2008