lake ontario 

A large glacial lake separating Canada from the American state of New York. The people who inhabit the surrounding areas are known to be considered either insane or simply individuals who make bad decisions. The lake itself is deep and vast, yet filled with creatures too disturbing to be worth mentioning (*cough* lampreys), and bull sharks have even been rumored. The surrounding people choose to kayak, boat, and swim these waters at their leisure, that is when the waters are open. The surfers of Lake Ontario are some of the most badass people you will ever meet, especially in the freezing Rochester and Ontario winters.

"Did you see those crazy-ass jet skiers today on Lake Ontario?"

lake ontario by PATGARSPONGEGAR November 30, 2014

lake ontario 

the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.

ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?

lake ontario by A rizz January 23, 2024

lake ontario 

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

lake ontario by A rizz February 5, 2024