Lake Louise

1. A parallel universe in Alberta, Canada where you get laid, you get drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.

2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.

3. A place where a church night is something exciting.

I came here, got laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you know.

I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.

by odilegr8 October 11, 2012

Lake Louise

A place in Banff National Park which every single college-aged girl from British Columbia or Alberta has gone to, with the only purpose being taking a photo for Instagram for their group or 8 friends to comment how hot they look and how big their rack is.

Jim: Hey, did you see Lucy’s post of her on vacation? She’s looking so damn fine.
Max: Who cares? She’s just another bitch who goes to Lake Louise for a photo shoot...

by ScaryManLivesInYourAttic April 10, 2021

Lake Louise

place. Natural gem containing unfathomable volume of fresh pure water nestled in the Canadian mountains far far away from the grasp of any deranged foreign politicians. A lack of corroding exposed pipes. a dearth of hydroelectric facilities and an abundance of pristine views and critters sets it apart from lakes in parts of the world where money and “progress” rule.

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I see here the president is threatening to exercise his divine right to steal all the water from Lake Louise. Quite the hoser, eh?

Well maybe we could just bottle up some tap water in a few old two by fours of stubbies and send em down, eh?

by gnostic3 January 15, 2026

Lake Louise Special

When a lady of korean decent goes to lake louise with 3 of her son's friends and gets every orifice of her body filled at the same time.

Chris, Neil and Sean gave her the Lake Louise Special, and she's never walked the same since.
Moonsim Kim

by Big Bad Bill February 16, 2004

Lake Charles, Louisiana

This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.

Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020