laike

the act of liking someone

you see that girl walking by, you laike!

laike by dhaval December 1, 2004

Laike Clark 

Laike Clark: a fucking fan. The ultimate definition of a fan. To go into depth, He is a peasant.

Example: girl 1:Omg do you see him?

girl 2: UHM who?

girl 1: That fan over there, Laike Clark.
girl 2:OMG you're right I see him.... what a fan-

Laike Clark by Gojosmaster May 6, 2021

Dirty Laike 

the act of getting your dog(s) to suck you of and cum then use its buthole to clean out the rest of the cum or putting peanut butter on your balls and getting your dog to lick it of for a burst of pleasure

yo i just did a dirty laike last nigh and i enjoyed it

Dirty Laike by dingleberry63 August 14, 2023

D’prince Laike 

D’prince Laike is a talented former actor. He know raps with his hit single Education Is The Key with over 21M+ views when it since been deleted. D’prince Laike has a channel now called ‘laike’ with 2K+ subscribers. He has joined the label UnitedMasters Records that will now be released to Spotify and Apple Music.

I love d’prince laike! His music is awesome

D’prince Laike by Laurie Garcia July 25, 2021

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017

Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.

So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

Corporate lackey by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012

The Mother Lake

A fictional body of water where many female actors, singers, performers, or other artists are jokingly presumed to have created or prepared their best work, which is then celebrated and discussed by their respective fan communities on social media. The phrase derived from Twitter users, particularly within online queer communities, speculating that their favorite female artists came up with their work through divine or spiritual intervention at this particular body of water. The visual description of the “Mother Lake” is open to interpretation - some view it as simply an enigmatic wooden dock on a mist-shrouded pond - others envision it as a sapphic 80’s Summer Camp on a lake populated by canoes and a serene sunset. It is thought that the “Mother Lake” contains healing or regenerative properties, which female artists harness as a source of energy to create what their fans consider flawless or excellent work.

Friend: “Have you listened to Fiona Apple’s album ‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters’?”

Me: Of course, she took a dip at the Mother Lake before writing that album.

The Mother Lake by pseudonymicbran May 4, 2022