getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020

Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.

Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!

by Intelligence001 November 17, 2020

Laid out

getting beaten in a fight or getting bashed

This guy talked back to a cop and got laid out.

by Streetzorz March 10, 2005

Eska Laid

Getting laid in Great Esker Park, North Weymouth, MA

After the party in the "res", me and Beth went behind a tree and I Eska Laid her realy good!

by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

by pvb1012 October 10, 2009

laid low

To be near death or very sick. To be physically or mentally ill, or both.

Dude was laid low for a while by that bad shit he got from Zak.

by Elapsetime April 6, 2013

jolie-laide

Beautiful-ugly. Mainly applied to descriptions of women who are not classically beautiful, but whose features have beautify in an unconventional way. A classic reference would be Bette Davis; Charlotte Gainsbourg is a modern example.

The refined man scanned the women at the reception passing over the typical blond hair blue eyed pretty girls and affixed on the jolie-laide girl in the corner; her slightly too-large nose, diastema, and awkward gaze lent their own kind of subtle unique beauty.

by metro_mlv November 13, 2010