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krygerism 

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.
Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
krygerism by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008
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A word to describe a person with unusually long extremities, whom also possesses many bird-like features. Most krygy are highly uncoordinated and awkward. They also enjoy consuming illegal substances.
person 1: man i need some shrooms for tonight

person 2: go talk to that krygy kid over there

person 1: who?

person 2: that guy over there with the clove cigarette and long arms
krygy by j-sax December 21, 2010
A complete and utter shit who typically has the first name tanner
Wassup krygsveld
Nigga for Kryptonians
See that Krygga over there? He came from Krypton Slang for Krygger
Krygga by Thea-El December 19, 2018

krygielska 

Knobead that always thinks they’re right.
You’re being such a krygielska right now.
krygielska by Cdoherty457 February 12, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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