krunk-fu 

The art of kicking a person's ass while krunk. Watch Jackie Chan's film "The Legend of Drunken Master" to see krunk-fu in action.

"Yo, did you see those two drunk guys fight at the party last night? That one dude got his ass krunk-fued!"

krunk-fu by Krunk-FuMaster April 13, 2005

Krunk Fungler 

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple

Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio

Krunk Fungler by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

Krunk Fungler 

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course

Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.

Krunk Fungler by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

Krunk'd The Fuck Up 

A term used to describe someone playing Krunker and is under the influence of marijuana and/or alcohol in order to advance their skill.

Person 1: Dude I just smoked a joint and I'm gonna play Krunker right now. I'M KRUNK'D THE FUCK UP!
Person 2: Umm ok..

Krunk'd The Fuck Up by VoidCrypt January 19, 2021

krunk a dunk mother funk 

it is the dankest

Synonyms: lecrae-zy, Romans 1:16, dank

Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!

krunk a dunk mother funk by John Wiehe January 25, 2007