The end point in a line of the universe's own search for perfection within its vast creation, a line that included, as minor failed experiments, Jennifer Connelly and Wynona Ryder. She is a phenomenon of physics - visible proof that the cosmos itself can be torn, can make critical errors, can go too far.

Kristin Kreuk is an adorable angel sent from heaven.

Kristin Kreuk by Emanresu October 18, 2007

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kristin kreuk

"A multitalented actress whose only flaw is that she's not Allison Mack"

ok who the fuck wrote that? Kristin Kreuk is the most friggin awesomely hottinger fuckin superbabeliciously awesomeful rockingly superbing finest boobalicious id-tap-that-ass-ly amazing fuck toy ever created. and wtf is up with clark? he should hurry up and fuck her. i mean he should just go superspeed, rip her clothes off, bang her like a horny dog, and then get the hell out of there. now THAT would be and interesting episode, trying to watch lana figure out what the hell just happened to her. owings mills and USA are fun to read about. wootle.

I fucked Kristin Kreuk

kristin kreuk by Add is on FIRE May 6, 2005

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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