Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.

Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!

by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010

Kraut Space Magic

A term used by many in the gun community to describe the absurd feats achieved historically by many gun engineers of German speaking countries of origin. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries German weaponry has often been the pinnacle of weapon design despite often being notoriously complex.

Person 1: How did those Germans manage to develop such a crazy gun like the G11?
Person 2: Kraut Space Magic

by Jafaturd July 6, 2021

Kraut Stomp

In the pc/console game, Call of Duty II, when you are in a crouched or prone position, it is very easy for enemy German soldiers ("Krauts") to stomp on the back of your head, effectively killing you. This action is therefore known as "Kraut Stomping."

In the Battle of Stalingrad, I was killed as I was crouching. I had been Kraut Stomped.

by Vasili Zaitsev June 11, 2006

Krat's Haven

The meaty, stretch marked portion of the inner thigh where the pendulus skin of the scrotum most commonly chafes and/or adheres itself to.

Dude, my Krat's Haven is so creamy right now.

by mrkillav March 31, 2021

That's Kraft

A reference to the level of "cheesy" or "lameness" of a statement or situation

If you see a woman walking down the street with a tiny, shaky dog in an over sized purse, you might say "That's Kraft" to the friend sitting next to you.

Can be used for any other "cheesy" situation

by PapaPJoeMama January 20, 2011

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Sour Kraut

Someone who is a bad sport when they lose at something.

Rich was a real Sour Kraut because he lost one game of poker.

by theshit123 August 28, 2016