kovas 

Lithuanian for "war" or the month of "March".

It is also an uncommon Lithuanian name for a male. Often when one introduces themselves with this name, they are laughed at and asked, "wait, no seriously?"

"Jis nuejo i kova, apgint mus nuo presiu"

"Labas, mano vardas Kovas" ...."Kovas?? hahaha, durnas!"
Translation: "Hello, my name is March" "March??? hahaha you loser. Were you even born in march!?" "...no..."

kovas by KitaPuse August 22, 2011

kovas 

a super cool chick, shes smart (but a slacker) and is very funny. shes one of the most gorgeous people you can meet. shes not afraid to be who she is and happens to be very musically talented. kovas usually likes rock music. she is shy but once you get to know her shes awesome. but never take advantage of her, she will fight back.

person 1: who is that kovas girl?
person 2: idk but they seem chill

kovas by that fat emo chesire cat April 7, 2015

kovas 

An insane schoolteacher who doesn't actually teach. In lieu of teaching, she sits at her desk and talks on the phone, sporting an insane smile the whole time.\

The secondary defining characteristic of a kovas is that the facial features rarely, if ever, change. In fact, if you were to take a picture of a kovas and compare it to a kovas' face at nearly any given time it would resemble the photo with about 99% of the same expression.

Kovas also often fall in love with honky rappers who, in their opinion, can do no wrong.

1) Damn, our teacher is such a kovas that we could jack off in class and she would never notice!

2) I hear that there's a new teacher in the science department this year. I hope he's a kovas.

kovas by Estuardo July 23, 2006

Kaela Kovalskia 

The term used for the Cutest Penguin

I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.

Kaela Kovalskia by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022

Kovaleski 

A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)

"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."

Kovaleski by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

kvass 

a very low alcohol content fermented drink made out of bread. Popular in some eastern European countries, but not well known otherwise.

It's so hot, I'd chug a jug of kvass right now.

kvass by TObject July 21, 2004

Kovacova 

origin: Czech!

the- most beautiful gorgeous girl ever. Even though people with this last name do not believe they are they are damn sexy. They will make you have butterflies or even make you sweat. Kovacova's can make even the most outgoing person shy! When you meet a Kovacova youll never go back to anything else! This girl is the one and only and the apple of my eye<3 Shes funny and extremely talented and extremely sexually oriented.

Me: WOAH THAT GURRL IS FINNE, I WONDER WHAT HER NAME IS?

Joe: She must be a Kovacova!

Kovacova by italianstallion4 June 19, 2011