konkey wacker

an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.
Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six
by Twixchix March 03, 2008
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a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.
my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.
by hoey456 March 28, 2007
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