konkey wacker 

an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.

Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six

konkey wacker by Twixchix March 2, 2008

a ass shit konkey wacker 

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

a ass shit konkey wacker by hoey456 April 3, 2007