a large religion teacher who is interrupting in his long religiously obessesed speeches by students asking questions such as, "is it gay if u wear a condom?" Occasionally grunts like a kodiak bear.
by Howard Dean April 23, 2004
When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.
Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.
Megan: Why?
Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.
Megan: Why?
Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.
by Memehayla September 5, 2018
This act involves 3 people.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
While have intercourse outdoors in a snowy alpine setting.
Participants number 1 and 2 find a tree branch approximately 4' in length and insert it into their respective anuses.
It is at this time participant number 3 attempts to stand on the part of the branch exposed between participants 1 and 2's asses.
by Dickasoarus September 8, 2021
Overcooking or over grilling an expensive piece of meat and ruining it. Used mainly among the grilling and barbecuing community. When you "Kodiak" a piece of meat on the grill, it is black and dry; nearly inedible. This can be caused by not paying attention to the grill, or by being inexperienced on a particular grill or with a particular cut of meat.
George: "I'm going to smoke some beef ribs on my new smoker before I try and smoke a brisket on it."
Adolf: "Good idea. You don't want to 'Kodiak' an expensive cut of meat like a brisket."
Adolf: "Good idea. You don't want to 'Kodiak' an expensive cut of meat like a brisket."
by Young Guns August 13, 2022