A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.
by CanadianSyrupSperm December 9, 2017
Get the knucklefucker 5000 mug.A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.
Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020
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