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Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*
Knuckle Bagel by jbongo September 12, 2025

Bag of Knuckles 

"What's up man? Gimme a Bag of Knuckles!"
Bag of Knuckles by MilesDSP December 12, 2009

Philadelphia knuckleball 

getting jacked off using a Philly cheesesteak. cheese sauce only. then rubbing the sandwich in your partners face while they eat it afterwards.
Are you hungry? I want a Philadelphia knuckleball

Arkansas Knuckleball 

When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.
Last time I was bangin'-it-in with that bitch, I gave her a donkey punch, so to spice things up, I gave her the ole' Arkansas knuckleball!
Arkansas Knuckleball by AssInClass December 21, 2008

Knucklewagon

A car usually driven by a senior citizen. From behind all you can see is the top of their head and their knuckles on the steering wheel. This vehicle is usually driving very slow and sometimes looks like no one is behind the wheel.
Dude, I'm gonna be late for work because I can't get around this knucklewagon.
Knucklewagon by Scott D. August 22, 2007

Knuckleball 

A crazy shot in soccer where the ball moves side to side up and down and has and an unpredictable movement and is the Goalkeepers worst nightmare! Most knuckleballs only Alem Torlakovic ( Soccer Skillz82) can do!!
Alem has an unreal knuckleball !
Knuckleball by TorrujGoat November 11, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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