guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
by nbkNova August 10, 2023
When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason June 4, 2011
"Last night I met a chick who wanted me to stoke the knot. I said "what's that? And she said pack your nutbag into my whispering eye. I obliged her."
by Chaps Provelone October 29, 2021
A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.
Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
by poirotgrl July 21, 2019