knockin off
knockin off by sagebonehead69 December 17, 2013
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Knocking Off
The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you pass out. May be hard to achieve.
Also known as Jacking Black.
Also known as Jacking Black.
X: "Ben and I tried Knocking Off last night"
Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"
X: "Yep, I totally Knocked Off!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"
Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"
X: "Yep, I totally Knocked Off!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"
Knocking Off by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015
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knocking off
Fumbling about and goofing off, being as unproductive as possible, usually when something important needs to be done such as filing the paperwork Johnson handed you before lunch.
Also can refer to when someone is annoying the shit out everybody within a 50 foot radius, all the while thinking they are in fact making others laugh.
Also can refer to when someone is annoying the shit out everybody within a 50 foot radius, all the while thinking they are in fact making others laugh.
"Man we need to get this project finished, ASAP"
"Yeah but we'll never get it done, Zack is over there knocking off."
(Kid is dancing down an obviously crowded hallway and bumps into someone trying to mind their own business)
"Hey man quit knocking off!!!"
"Yeah but we'll never get it done, Zack is over there knocking off."
(Kid is dancing down an obviously crowded hallway and bumps into someone trying to mind their own business)
"Hey man quit knocking off!!!"
knocking off by MissQueen_A April 27, 2014
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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