Most commonly referenced to the famous grip, the popsocket, the shlob knocker was famously made up by gamers david fox, and john tinker, as david’s grandpa walks out of the room with david’s knife in his back pocket
yo david, did you see your grandpa with your butterfly knife, he’s such a shlob knocker
by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019
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When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.
by Uncle PP December 6, 2017
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Person 1:those hill knockers really are weird.
Person 2: yeah i heard they married to their cousins and their baby's have 12 fingers and toes
by #redangel24 February 15, 2021
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