The most amazing person you could ever meet. They are kind and always there for you when you need them most. You could tell him anything and they would keep it a secret for a long time. When you get to meet one K'lyb, don't loose him or he will be gone forever. Make sure you stay in contact so that he's always with you.
One of the nicest people you will evermeet. He is kind, helpful and caring. You should show him you love him or he will be gone forever. Be nice to him or again he will be lost. Normally likes anime.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.