kleonk keonk 

A beautiful phrase somebody would use to express their boredom in boring and/or random situations. You must shriek this phrase in a high-pitched voice when bored/feeling random.

"This is such a stupid game."
"KLEONK KEONK!"
"I agree!"

kleonk keonk by Bryan N. December 5, 2007

klonk 

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

klonk by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019

klonk 

to hit the fuck out of someone

"i am about to klonk this ho in the face"

klonk by love._sydneyy June 24, 2022

klonk 

to hit the shit out of someone

did you see will smith klonk chris rock?!

klonk by love._sydneyy June 24, 2022