Kleap 

To grab, or to hold on to tightly.

To hold or keep with strong conviction.

"That baby monkey is kleap(ing) onto it's mother's back.

"How can one person kleap on to so much shit?"

Kleap by Oohyesiagree March 15, 2018

Kleopatra 

Usually a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman, who is drop dead gorgeous.
Named after Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.

"That girl is SO Kleopatra!"

Kleopatra by NeonGlowStik October 9, 2008

klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.

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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016

Kleptach 

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.

Kick 'em in the Kleptach!

Kleptach by Awasux September 10, 2012

Kleather 

Clothes.

Used in Ylvis brother's video "The Cabin". Derives from the norwegian saying "det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig _klær_". This saying has a rhyme to it, so when they sang it in english they made up the word kleather to make it rhyme.

there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather

Kleather by Markie123123 October 6, 2013

Klep 

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

Klep by Zipdox June 2, 2021

Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

Klepentomaniac by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019