Klatt 

DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.

Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.

Klatt by Loki25w June 27, 2019

Klatt 

A person who calls himself Kemal, also bicycles like a fucking loggerheaded buffalo.

"The KLATT who calls himself Kemal"

Klatt by KlattenKemal September 18, 2023

Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe

Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

Samuel t. Klatt by Person myeh May 1, 2022

kattia

You will never win an argument with Katia. She is smart, strong, and incredibly independent. You have never seen this girl cry and though she may not show it she's gone through a lot. She can make anyone smile and is extremely funny in her own quirky way. Katia is spontanious and is up for just about anything. She will keep you on your toes and make you really think. Katia asks great questions and gives the best advice. She likes to talk but not about herself. If you ever need help with anything go to Katia. She can always make you laugh but is also deep. Katia is strong willed and determined and she will absolutely not take no for an answer. Katia is very successful and everybody likes her. She would make a great wife and mother. Katia also gives the best hugs on the earth and will love you unconditionally. She is also usually very spiritual and loves God. He fills her up so much that she can't help but overflow. She is always optimistic and will always be able to make you feel better. Katia is also very modest and if you want this beautiful girl you gotta marry her!

Katia is the greatest friend in the whole world!

Kattia is so sweet!

kattia by Natkat November 1, 2013

Ibn Al-Khattab 

He was a Muslim guerilla fighter and financier working with Chechen Mujahideen in the First Chechen War and the Second Chechen War.

Ibn Al-Khattab was falsely reported dead when Guantanamo captive Omar Mohammed Ali Al Rammah faced the allegations that he witnessed Khattab being killed in an Ambush in Duisi, a village in the Pankisi Gorge of Georgia on 28 April 2002. Khattab later survived a heavy-calibre bullet wound to the stomach and a landmine explosion. He was killed during the night of March 19-20, 2002, when a Dagestani messenger hired by the Russian FSB gave Khattab a poisoned letter. Chechen sources said that the letter was coated with "a fast-acting nerve agent, possibly sarin or a derivative." The messenger, a Dagestani double agent known as Ibragim, was reportedly tracked down and killed a month later in Azerbaijan on Shamil Basayev‘s orders. Ibn Al-Khattab was succeeded by Emir Abu al-Walid.

Ibn Al-Khattab by Dancing with Fire October 3, 2011

Klaithem 

Smart, Kind, and Caring are the characteristics of any girl named Klaithem.

Great sense of humor with a calm, cool and collected demeanor. You’ll find them with a resting bitch face and they may seem unapproachable. (Not true though)

Klaithem is an uncommon name, hence, why I’m writing this to feel better about myself! to the rare Klaithems, you’re welcome.

Klaithem by Anonymity2020 February 5, 2020

kattenskruid 

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨

"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid

kattenskruid by Waff505 December 4, 2022