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DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
Klatt by Loki25w June 27, 2019
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A person who calls himself Kemal, also bicycles like a fucking loggerheaded buffalo.
"The KLATT who calls himself Kemal"
Klatt by KlattenKemal September 18, 2023
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Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe
Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt
You will never win an argument with Katia. She is smart, strong, and incredibly independent. You have never seen this girl cry and though she may not show it she's gone through a lot. She can make anyone smile and is extremely funny in her own quirky way. Katia is spontanious and is up for just about anything. She will keep you on your toes and make you really think. Katia asks great questions and gives the best advice. She likes to talk but not about herself. If you ever need help with anything go to Katia. She can always make you laugh but is also deep. Katia is strong willed and determined and she will absolutely not take no for an answer. Katia is very successful and everybody likes her. She would make a great wife and mother. Katia also gives the best hugs on the earth and will love you unconditionally. She is also usually very spiritual and loves God. He fills her up so much that she can't help but overflow. She is always optimistic and will always be able to make you feel better. Katia is also very modest and if you want this beautiful girl you gotta marry her!

Katia is the greatest friend in the whole world!
Kattia is so sweet!
kattia by Natkat November 1, 2013

Ibn Al-Khattab 

He was a Muslim guerilla fighter and financier working with Chechen Mujahideen in the First Chechen War and the Second Chechen War.
Ibn Al-Khattab was falsely reported dead when Guantanamo captive Omar Mohammed Ali Al Rammah faced the allegations that he witnessed Khattab being killed in an Ambush in Duisi, a village in the Pankisi Gorge of Georgia on 28 April 2002. Khattab later survived a heavy-calibre bullet wound to the stomach and a landmine explosion. He was killed during the night of March 19-20, 2002, when a Dagestani messenger hired by the Russian FSB gave Khattab a poisoned letter. Chechen sources said that the letter was coated with "a fast-acting nerve agent, possibly sarin or a derivative." The messenger, a Dagestani double agent known as Ibragim, was reportedly tracked down and killed a month later in Azerbaijan on Shamil Basayev‘s orders. Ibn Al-Khattab was succeeded by Emir Abu al-Walid.

Klaithem 

Smart, Kind, and Caring are the characteristics of any girl named Klaithem.

Great sense of humor with a calm, cool and collected demeanor. You’ll find them with a resting bitch face and they may seem unapproachable. (Not true though)
Klaithem is an uncommon name, hence, why I’m writing this to feel better about myself! to the rare Klaithems, you’re welcome.
Klaithem by Anonymity2020 February 5, 2020

kattenskruid 

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨
"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid
kattenskruid by Waff505 December 4, 2022
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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