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kitten chow 

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
kitten chow by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010
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chowder for the kitten 

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)
dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!