kiss it goodbye

kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.

This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?

There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!

We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.

by wheresmyjoint December 13, 2009

kiss something goodbye

to face and accept the loss of something

If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.

by Light Joker May 20, 2005

kiss off goodbye

kiss off goodbye a more polite acceptable way to tell someone to fuck off and you never want to see them again

my girlfriend cheated on me I told her to kiss off goodbye

by littlejimmie December 09, 2019

A Kiss Goodbye

The last time you kiss your steady, because him/her has to move out of town. And it will be the last time you see each other.

This is very emotional for both steadies.

Steady1: Baby? Can I have A Kiss Goodbye?
Steady2: Of course sweetheart, Goodbye Baby. I love you.

by Mr Psychotic May 07, 2010

Kiss the 'cat goodbye

Doing poorly on the Medical Collages Admissions Test (MCAT).

Well, I certainly can kiss the 'cat goodbye. Let's get pissed.

by ChillibowMark June 21, 2004

long kiss goodbye

Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.

Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

by Give me a BJ biotch February 14, 2014

the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

by Bryce loves it September 07, 2008