keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa
Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz
by matsucarianna December 11, 2010
mugGet the keyboard jizz mug.

keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.
Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
mugGet the keyboard jizz mug.