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Kerberos 

A crude internet act where a woman, usually in a massive multiplayer online video game, posts an encrypted sexual message in a public chat. Usually about her boobs in exchange for in-game money.
General Chat Entrixa: 'i have two large orc stalks in your tangodanjo. Can I have 3 gold?'
General Chat Hundrel: 'dude i think that chick just kerberos'd you.
General Chat Jogfirth: 'anyone have 3gold?'
Kerberos by IVLeaguescholar March 2, 2011
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A beautiful girl who can steal you're heart and who will complete you she is the most awesome girl I have ever met and the cutest one and her smile is gold and she has the power to make you happy if you never where
Kerbela is also hot as hell
kerbela by Maxdopeaf9 May 22, 2016
Kerbe is an incredibly creative person. She will always have your back and make it known that you matter. She is a beauty inside and out. Extremely loyal and also very stylish. If you don’t have a Kerbe in your life, I feel bad for you.
I’m so thankful to have a Kerbe.
Kerbe by Shmelli January 29, 2020
A huge family with unique personalities and intelligence runs strongly within it. A family that stay close and comforting no matter what. Wise, caring, and inspiring are their main traits. Success runs strong for the Kerbelkers!
Watch out.. she’s a Kerbelker, she won’t talk to bums.
kerbelker by jumpingcat001 December 29, 2020
A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!
Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...
Kerbert by JollyJude June 25, 2021

kerberos 

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.
Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.
kerberos by Eric April 6, 2004