Kei Tsukishima

one of the hottest 2d men lol at least to me... I would definitely marry him in a heartbeat

Random person: “Omg I love Kei Tsukishima he can run me over and i’d say thank you...”

Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”

That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”

by MaDeLiNeIsCoOlErThAnU December 23, 2020

tsukishima kei

he is a character from the anime Haikyuu! and if you like him you're probably a bottom :P

I love tsukishima kei. He is tall, hot, smart but an extra salty fry.

by tofujoshi January 3, 2021

Tsukishima Kei

A very tol salty french fries that has a crush on Yamaguchi Tadashi and he is also a tsundere because of his brother. (Akiteru is really cute ngl)

"Tsukishima Kei is a really talented middle blocker, and a very smart megane too!"

"Stfu Yamaguchi (lol jk I love you bby).."

"Sorry Tsuki!"

by Hitoka Shimizu January 2, 2017

Tsukishima Kei

a very tall and salty beanpole.

Tsukishima: *says something bad in front of Daichi*
Daichi: TSUKISHIMA KEI!!

by YautyBear October 23, 2020

tsukishima kei

the seggsiest man alive, not rlly because hes not real but yk, hes so swag with his 20 inch thick glasses and his 188.3 cm (6' 2") self, hes literally the living embodiemnt of god, all hail tsukishima kei

I pray to tsukishima kei every night, because although god isnt real, tsukki is!

by METALCINQUE December 24, 2020

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021

Tsukishima Kei

A literally trash human who doesn't deserve rights. Stupid four-eyes. Just suck it up and stop being so mean.

Person 1: Hey, who's Tsukishima Kei?

Educated person: Oh, him? He's a little twink who has no logical understanding of common sense.

by Satori Tendou November 1, 2020