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kazehaya 

Kazehaya is a type of person as dense as a neutron star. Unable to pick up flirting and/or social cues, often just sitting in the corner reading manga/manhwa/manhua or webtoons, often both. They randomly scream in joy whenever a new episode/chapter gets released of whatever they're reading/watching.

Once they find something interesting or something they like, they're immediately enticed to creating something akin to said something interesting. They're also an avid player of League of Legends, often complaining about it despite continuing to play it because they don't have anything better to do, while in fact, they CAN do better, they choose not to. They don't go outside a lot, considering walking downstairs or to their living room as a form of exercise.
P1: Dude, you've been sitting there like a kazehaya. What gives?
P2: there's a new chapter of <insert media here>
P1: What?
P2: it's cool you should read it it's about ... *they continue to blabber on about said media*
P1: Please stop.
kazehaya by Erialyis March 14, 2022
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tatsumi kazehaya 

hot religious babe With two sexy moles beneath the eyes + the wife of your dreams
npc 1- wow whys there so many ppl gathered around

real giga chad- because tatsumi kazehaya is here obv
tatsumi kazehaya by tatsumimim April 6, 2023
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kazehana 

An anime character from Sekirei. She has the power of wind and can fly. She is Sekirei 03. She was Minato's 4th Sekirei.
Where is Kazehana?
She on the Bridge.
kazehana by Nobody ;P May 11, 2016

kazehiya 

kazehiya is a human being that is not capable of missing he currently carries the hxh fandom and has a massive cock
“look!! it’s kazehiya, you never miss btw!”

“can we give you head?”
kazehiya by juicy waffles February 16, 2021

kazehiya 

kazehiya is a human being incapable of missing his takes are always dead on and he is 100% accurate
“HOLY COW KAZEHIYA DIDN’T MISS AGAIN!”
kazehiya by juicy waffles February 16, 2021
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