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Kareeeeeeed 

Being Kareeeeeeed cannot be explained by a mortal man, however, I will attempt to translate the words of prescription medication into English so you can understand. Being Kareeeeeeed is also known as a form of torture, although you think you are dating and amazing female who loves you back, you soon find out that this girl just has a sociopathic front to make you feel better. Because most males don't understand the pure bitch that is a Kari, they are easily seduced and eventually brought to their knees in their own turmoil and suffering. From the Drug Abuse to the lack of regard for not only her friends but the ones closest to her, a Kari can kill a mans confidence and murder their social life within seconds and not give a shit about the consequences.
Being a Kareeeeeeed:
Guy 1: *walks into apartment*
Guy 2: "what's up dude"
Guy 1: "i just realized my girl is a Kari.."
Guy 2: "Leave the bitch, before she leaves you for Drugs"
Kareeeeeeed by MalevolentThot October 18, 2018

Kayceefied 

Kayceefied. adj. (KA-see-fi-d)
definition:
What happens when your beer is magically refilled, you can’t get your tab, can’t find your credit card, nor your ass with both hands.
“That white girl that just left, was Kayceefied!”
Kayceefied by Wycowboy June 7, 2021

Kayleeeeeee 

The mostest-est beautiful girl in the universe/ whatever tf goes further than that. She dedicates every cell of her body to what she believes in, and does not give up easy for what she wants, the has thick thighs and beautiful eyes, not to mention the nicest ass in town XD she deserves more but has a rough life.
Damnnnnnnnnnn boiiiiii is that your gf Kayleeeeeee
me:hell yea
...
Kayleeeeeee by kayleesbf February 7, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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