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Karma Farming
The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
Karma Farming by nigelh October 11, 2009
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karma face
the effects of homewrecking. wreaking havoc all over one’s features. Also known as payback face. A once good looking person who, after becoming a homewrecker turns into an ugy hag.See the once fetching Claire Danes and Tori Spelling. Another perfect example is Denise Richards.
Girl: " what ever happened to Tori Spelling?"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
karma face by ShitPancakes January 28, 2008
karma fuck
A noun form of "what goes around comes around." When you've been screwing over everyone else around you, pissing off the universe and being a generally lame person, when you get screwed over it's your bad karma fucking you over. Can be used as a verb also.
Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: That's a karma fuck, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
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Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: You've just been karma fucked, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
Dylan: That's a karma fuck, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
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Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: You've just been karma fucked, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
karma fuck by angst metal song December 10, 2006
Karma Farma
1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
Karma Farma by explosive kangaroo December 14, 2011
kayla farfan
the bitchiest girl you’ll EVER meet...
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend
lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄
kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend
lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄
kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!
ugh kayla farfan is such a bitch like she left me and her other friends to see her STUPID boyfriend all the time! 🙄
kayla farfan by no bitches allowed October 8, 2020
Karma Fuck
Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.
Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"
Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"
Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"
Karma Fuck by JayBee123wesrgdfh August 4, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.