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Karma Farming
The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
Karma Farming by nigelh October 11, 2009
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karma face
the effects of homewrecking. wreaking havoc all over one’s features. Also known as payback face. A once good looking person who, after becoming a homewrecker turns into an ugy hag.See the once fetching Claire Danes and Tori Spelling. Another perfect example is Denise Richards.
Girl: " what ever happened to Tori Spelling?"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
karma face by ShitPancakes January 28, 2008
karma fuck
A noun form of "what goes around comes around." When you've been screwing over everyone else around you, pissing off the universe and being a generally lame person, when you get screwed over it's your bad karma fucking you over. Can be used as a verb also.
Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: That's a karma fuck, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
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Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: You've just been karma fucked, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
Dylan: That's a karma fuck, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
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Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: You've just been karma fucked, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
karma fuck by angst metal song December 10, 2006
Karma Farma
1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
Karma Farma by explosive kangaroo December 14, 2011
kayla farfan
the bitchiest girl you’ll EVER meet...
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend
lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄
kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend
lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄
kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!
ugh kayla farfan is such a bitch like she left me and her other friends to see her STUPID boyfriend all the time! 🙄
kayla farfan by no bitches allowed October 8, 2020
Karma Fuck
Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.
Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"
Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"
Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"
Karma Fuck by JayBee123wesrgdfh August 4, 2009