NOT A VEGTABLE. THIS IS A MAN> who acts like a 4 year old, HE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD. HE IS A PLAYER
Girl 1: THeres that dreamy boy kale
GIrl 2 : EWW GROSS(runs away)
by Someone to you October 26, 2018
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Not a hipster cabbage. Just a hip couple! They are so cute and sweet and the cutest!
OMG look it's Kale they are so cute!

Kale is my favourite ship
by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019
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The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!
I got me some kale dick last night
by Getyousome May 24, 2018
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a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.
damn, you really kaled it with that test!
by carla davis April 26, 2021
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A Kale is a really sweet guy. He is loyal and helpful when you need him. He is a great friend and will always be there for you. If you have a Kale in your life than don't let him go!
Kale is such a great guy!
I wouldn't choose any one else to be my friend
by Centaur99 June 20, 2020
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Kale (verb) to kale, to be kaled.

To kale - to attack someone with, or be attacked with kale.
Did you hear about that guy who got kaled last night?
by Suzie6toes June 13, 2019
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The Man I Love More Than Anything In The World:D
by Hunny February 26, 2005
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