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desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

sick jollies 

British slang for retrieving one's amusement through less than suitable manners. Acts of a lewd or sexual manner.
I'm off to get me sick jollies with this bitch, mate
sick jollies by johnfright October 21, 2010
Term refering to one's pleasure related to a subject.

See Example.
John gets his jollies by watching small ants.
jollies by larstait October 12, 2003

tired jollies 

When Ann from Bellevue climbs a mountain, drinks two beers in four hours, then gets very giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies.
Ann is very tired and giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies (TJ's)

jams and jellies 

Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
jams and jellies by b. hanback June 25, 2009