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juice monkey

Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.
The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.
juice monkey by katt_85 February 17, 2006
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juice-monkey 

1.(Noun) One who uses excessive amounts of steroids.
2.(Verb) To "Juice" your monkey or male masturbation.
3.(Noun) see asshole
1. The juice-monkey has small gnads and a high-pitched voice.
2. I will juice-monkey all night long.
3. That fucking juice-monkey took my lunch and killed my dog.
juice-monkey by Joshua Y. April 13, 2005

juice monkey

One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.
Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.
juice monkey by Dr. Kriacou December 18, 2012

jivemonkey 

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it

e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"
jivemonkey by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

Juice monkey

When you use ghost or duplicate accounts to make yourself a higher rank in an online video game.
Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.

Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
Juice monkey by 775notown March 19, 2023

pop juice monkey 

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.
Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.
pop juice monkey by anonymous January 3, 2025

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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