Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly

"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!

by Mr Jameson October 19, 2010

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urination jubilation

A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration

Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*

by Harper May 20, 2004

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