Juan and Angela are the inevitable soul mates. Juan is the smart attractive guy who likes to please his lover, Angela. He is creative, funny, and is very well endowed. Because he is good at pleasing women, his Angela is very attracted to him, making them the perfect couple. Angela is cute, short, and humorous making her the perfect match to Juan. Together, they are clumsy, funny, happy, and experience love making to the ultimate degree.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'