-someone or something that is random
-a short way of saying just poking (playing) the real way of spelling this definition is jp
-That was the most j p movie I've ever seen!
-You are so j p, John!
-im s00ry, i was jus jp
by jwiz August 28, 2007
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Also known as Jameson by his Irish parents. He is a huge flirt, and can’t help but stare at any girl named Abigail. He thinks that tapping girls on the shoulder is flirting and making himself available, but it’s incredibly irritating. Won’t shut up about popularity when he’s with people not from school, but we all know it’s a lie. Claims he has straight A’s but he’s a C type of kid. He whispers and giggles creepily behind girl’s backs. Nasty! Least photogenic person ever...always leaves a seat open next to him on the Metro with the hopes of an Abigail, but is just denied and becomes another one of her trolling victims.
JP is a fugly bitch and should be in Mean Girls.
by Dora the Destroyer January 01, 2018
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In Polish "Jebać Policje" - a new hiphop phrase which recently overtook "HWDP" / "(c)Huj w Dupe Policji" as the most popular hiphop way of showing that you're an edgy rebel.

Very popular on hoodies, graffitti and such.
Kurwa Policyjna Propaganda JP
by Londonitsta April 26, 2010
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a crazy/ sexy/ cool kinda-guy
That jp sure is the best guy to ever live.
by gina August 19, 2003
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Shorthand for Jamaica Plain, a borrow bordering Roxbury and Brookline in Boston, MA
I'm going to Ferris Wheels and CD Spins in JP.
by Matt Media January 02, 2004
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Originally "Jizz in Pussy", Now commonly used as a slang term for sex, a hot girl, a group of girls (JP's).

Wow, I'd like to JP her!

Damn I need a JP..
by JP All Day May 24, 2007
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A value of 9e99 km

A theoretical number that supposedly determines the length of Jordan's Penis. (Theoretical because no living person can confirm this) Many scientists have traveled great distances to determine the true value, but the feat has proved too impossible. By using calculations, scientists have approximated a number that may be close to the actual length of Jordan's Penis. God only knows how many men have lost their lives to discover if an end even exists. Trying to measure even a fraction of her/his penis institutionalised one of the words most renowned scientists for 3 months. The true value may never be know.
JP is the reason the Big Bang occured.
by Sole survivor December 09, 2011
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