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Kai Johnson 

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Ron Johnson 

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."
Jinsoul, the hot main rapper and lead vocalist of loonatheworld
shes the visual of the century dont fight me
"oh shit i think jinsoul just wrecked my bias, shes so nICE"
jinsoul by stantwice2 January 4, 2018
a blackpink ship between the two members who became naked buddies and roommates three days after they met each other
jensoo act like they are married for 20 years
Jensoo by Manducheek December 29, 2020

hippy johnson 

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023