by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
jeremy: dude, my girlfriend lyks the jonas brothers...wut do i do?
jarrett: wtf? they dumb as hell, tel ur gf to listen to better music or dump her ass!!
jarrett: wtf? they dumb as hell, tel ur gf to listen to better music or dump her ass!!
by mystery117 June 16, 2009
A group of "guys" who "play" "rock" "music" for some high pitched pedo-phyle mouse and need permission to play "songs" from disney channel, and fans (mainly kids) compare them to grreat bands like AC/DC and Metallica , saying that they have a good reception at concerts, etc...
Jonas fags, Jonas Sisters, JonASS brothers, etc...
Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on
Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on
by TehDanny385 May 4, 2010
by I'm Blah October 14, 2009
A fruity 3 "man" band who "sing" about friendship and such. 99% of the girl teen population has a weird obsession over them. Every girl who is in love with them has an I.Q. lower than a fish.
The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.
The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.
fan girl-" OMJ I SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS ON TV LAST NIGHT AND I PEED A LITTLE AND CRYED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!"
Smart person-"stfu please?"
Smart person-"stfu please?"
by Zipitty September 7, 2009
A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.
Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
by Coerce1 March 18, 2009
by this one's for you, zoe January 7, 2010