jollyphobic Share definition Flag When you hate all flavors of jolly ranchers, and you piss and shit your asshole whenever one of those stupid ass candies makes out with your tongue. Sasha is jollyphobic, she's had a deep hatred for Jolly Ranchers since childhood. jollyphobic by 15 year old femboy in the disc September 6, 2020 Get the jollyphobic mug.