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Joker's smile 

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.
I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.
Joker's smile by tim's taint December 21, 2004

Joker's smile 

The result of putting a knife in someone's mouth and then slicing both of the victim's cheeks so that he'll look like the Joker(Batman's arch-nemesis), thus putting a permanent clown's smile on his face.

The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.
If you dont stop laughing at your own stupid jokes, I'm gonna give you a Joker's smile bitch!
Joker's smile by Terminus_Est September 30, 2008

joker's card 

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.
So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!
joker's card by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

Joker's Puns 

A: Did you hear some of Joker's Puns?
B: Yeah bro they're cringe smh.
Joker's Puns by pogchampnotcringesmh November 19, 2020

Six Joker's Cards 

The Six Joker's Cards are as follows: Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Wraith. ICP named their six albums after each of the Joker's Cards and on each album is (at least) one song that explains what exactly the card means.

ICP claims to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival, who showed them six revelations in the form of the Joker's Cards. ICP then made it their mission to spread the word, and tell everyone to change their evil ways before it's too late, thus naming their six albums after each Joker's Card and putting a specific revelation into each. The first Joker's Card, Carnival of Carnage, was released in 1991; their final revelation, the Wraith, was released in 2004.
I understand the Six Joker's Cards now, and I have to change my ways before the Dark Carnival claims my soul.
Six Joker's Cards by loTuS_kiLLA August 27, 2006

The joker’s lucky ace 

When someone wins on the river in Texas Hold them when in a losing position
“That bastard he won with the joker’s lucky ace”
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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